Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god
You mean something like this?
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
Domestic AUs are good but domestic AUs with dorky children are great
“If I love you
is that a fact or a weapon?”
— Margaret Atwood, Power Politics: Poems
when someone tries to convince me to eat healthily
when people headcanons that black widow can pick up mjolnit I’m just like ???????? like lets take a look at who canonically can pick up mjolnir:
- steve rogers
- wonder woman
there’s a pattern going on between these people, natasha doean’t fit in it.
do you hear that boom
that is the sound of how wrong you are
She betrayed Ronan. He’s coming back for her. And when he does… (x)